Laptop: Hi…hey, would you mind if I…
LANoftheLost: Are you serious? How stupid do you think I am?
Laptop: It was worth a shot.
LANoftheLost: Beat it, creep.
Laptop: How about you?
(Source: College Humor)
So I was playing Sims and my Sim was graduating from the university because he finally got his degree in Communications and everybody was gathered around the building and cheering him on and everybody was happy but then a FUCKING METEOR SHOWER BLASTED ITS WAY THROUGH AND ALL OF THEM DIED
“Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it’s cracked up to be. That’s why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don’t risk anything, you risk even more.”— Erica Jong
Photos: Jeanloup Sieff